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[curiousher]

How in Wonderland did this get here?

[Alice is standing before the tear outside, bundled up in her Queenly garb with her crown slightly askew, just....staring at it.]

It's so very peculiar. I'm sure air isn't supposed to do that.

[She tries for a second, to take to pieces of air in her hands and pry them apart, but it does absolutely nothing, as expected.]

Hm. I'm the Queen now, so I need to figure out how to fix this. There's got to be some way. I mean, nothing's impossible or unfixable!

[This definitely going to be a challenge though. Ponder, ponder, ponder....]

...Perhaps I need my sewing kit.

[OOC: Sorry for the custom comment pages! LJ's stupid new release won't actually let me comment at all without it.]

Comments

[curiousher.livejournal.com]

It's very kind of you to think of me like that! I shall have to think of a most excellent name for you.

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...I know! I will call you Humphrey. It's a most excellent name, don't you agree? You seem like you would make a fine Humphrey.

[airshipswank.livejournal.com]

[ The narration feels that this would be an excellent moment to point out what a lovely and quiet day it must be outside. So lovely and quiet, one can almost hear Buckingham screaming internally at the suggestion.

...Looking back Buckingham is forced to ask himself why he even asked, what good he thought could possibly come of the inquiry in this place.

(Looking forward Buckingham only has to force himself to smile through clenched teeth.) ]

A most excellent name and... a most excellent choice. Only--

[ He crosses his arms behind his back, presumably to quietly stab his hands with a knife in order to distract himself with something about equally bad as that name. ]

Only the adjustment might... take me a while, I've had my own for a rather long time, after all.